Wanted!

WANTED
By Decree of the House of Card and Coin

THE TOWN CRYER
Alias: The Howling Fool, The Bell-Wringer of Nonsense
Crime:

• Startling livestock with tragic poetry

• Announcing fake plagues at dawn

• Ringing his cursed bell during sacred naps

• Mocking nobles in heckler style

Last Seen:
Silhouetted against the sunrise, whispering secrets to the wind.
Face unrecognizable—blurred by madness or magic (or both).

WARNING:
Approach with sarcasm.
He bites... but only with words.

REWARD:
One golden jest coin & a front-row seat at his trial roast.

Bring him in alive or still talking.

Hear ye, hear ye!
To all merry souls and loudmouth jesters—
The House of Card and Coin seeketh a Town Cryer, most bold and foolish!

Doth thou possess a sharp wit and a sharper tongue?
Then don thy motley garb, grasp thy ringing bell, and prepare thy lungs—for thou shalt proclaim nonsense, hurl riddles, and grant quests most curious!

Thy sacred duties include:

• Being gloriously obnoxious

• Shouting into the void (and at the townsfolk)

• Bestowing errands of dubious merit

• Spinning tales with a jest and a jingle

If laughter followeth thy footsteps and thou art unashamed to steal the crowd’s gaze, then step forward and make thy claim.

TO APPLY:
Sendeth thy reason for wanting this most noble and absurd station. The worthiest knave shall be chosen by wit and whim alone.

Now go, brave fool—thy destiny awaiteth!